2012年1月8日星期日

Your mission, should you decide to accept...


Agent Tim 行行下街突然停左係度,走左入去一間書店一角,找出一本叫《沉船》的書打開,藏係入面個部電腦就同佢講:

Hello, please identify yourself. (Retinal Scan) Confirmed. Welcome Tim!

We believe many people start to think that having a baby is a bad idea. This will consume their time, money, energy, etc, make them feel like they will lose themselves and have no way out but being stupid parents till the end of their lives.

Your mission, should you decide to accept, is to obtain photos, videos, whatever proof of the benefits, happiness, touching moments, wonderful experiences, as much as possible, and publish them to the world. In order to change their minds and show the true love that can only be found in being mom and dad.

I don't have to stress the importance of this matter, Tim. Because of its urgency, I've already sent a partner, the only one, Agent Oli, to help you. As always, should you or partner be (mentally) caught or killed, Father in Heaven will NOT disavow all knowledge of your actions. He will listen to your prayer and provide support in His time. This tape will self-destruct in five seconds.

Good luck, Tim!

Agent Tim 放番本書入去,轉身慢慢行出書店,然後有人話入面著火,快D報警。

Call me Tim Cruise!

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